Chronosynclastic Infundibulum

Here is an email that I received yesterday… I guess I am next in line (after Pallavi gets her Million ) to become a millionaire :)

From: morningjoy@jumpy.it

To: blahblah@blah.blahSubject: Dear Minister Of God,

Dear Minister Of God,

Greetings in the name of Our Lord Jesus Christ who lives for ever and ever

AMen.

You may be surprised to receive this letter from me since you do not

know me personally.

I am Joy Bangura the Daughter of Dr.Bangura Daniel the most popular

black farmer in Zimbabwe who was murdered in the land dispute in my

country. I got your contact through network online for a minster of God

hence

decided to write you. Before the death of my father,he had taken me to

Abidjan to deposit the sum of US12 million(Twelve million, United

States dollars), in one bank here, as he foresaw the

looming danger in Zimbabwe .This amount was meant

for the purchase of new machines and chemicals for the Farms and establishment

of new farms in Swaziland. This land problem came when Zimbabwean President

Mr. Robert Mugabe introduced a new Land Act Reform wholly affecting the

rich white farmers and some few black farmers, and this resulted to the

killing and mob action by Zimbabwean war veterans and some lunatics in the

society. In fact a lot ofpeople were killed because of this Land reform

Act for which my father was one of the victims.It is against this background

that, I and my family fled from Zimbabwe for fear of our lives and are currently

staying in Abidjan where we are seeking political asylum and More so have

decided to transfer

my fathers money to a more reliable foreign account. since the law of Cote

d’ ivoire prohibits a refugee (asylum seeker) to open any bank account or

to be involved in any financial transactionthroughout the territorial zone

of Cote d’ ivoire, As the eldest daughter of my father,I am saddled with

the responsibility of seeking a genuine foreign account where this money

could be transferred without the knowledge of my government who are bent

on taking everything we have got. As a student,I am seeking for a partner

who I have to entrust my future in his hand. I must let you know that this

transaction is risk free. If you accept to assist me ,all I want you to

do for me, is to make an arrangements with the bank to tranfer the money

to your accounts abroad But before then you have to contact the bank for

me since my late father signed a memoradum of understanding with the bank

declaring that upon his death his next of kin which is me will appoint a

co-beneficiary abroad and present officially to the bank and more importantly

this money I intend to use for investment abroad. I have two options for

you. Firstly you can choose to have certain percentage of the money for

nominating your account for this transaction. Or you can go into partnership

with me for the proper profitable investment of the money in your country.

Whichever the option you want, feel free to notify me.

I have also mapped out 5% of this money for all kinds of expenses incurred

in the process of this ansaction. If you do not prefer a partnership I am

willing to give you 15% of the money while the remaining 80% will be for

my investment in your country.

Contact me with this E-mail address while I implore you to maintain the

absolute secrecy required in this transaction already most of my fathers

friends are locating around this region and most of them are very envious

so i want to leave here without delay you check details of Zimbawean farmers

in West Africa in www.sunnewsonline.com 21th March edition for your update.

Thanks, GOD BLESS YOU

Yours Faithfully,

Joy Bangura

Anyone interested? ;)