Tag Archives: humor

We want your…. money?… no… help?!?

CORRECTION! As has been duly pointed out by the CATS Project Founder in the comment, no email was sent. It is a page on the CATS website. My comment still stands though…. This is still really funny! :) This was an email sent to a group of investors by Cognizo Technologies (apparently). One of the

Stupid Criminals!

I guess there is something in the air, or water, or go-knows-what that seems to have triggered the stupid gene on criminals around here. In two days I saw/heard two cases of criminal stupidity (pun intended) that simply blew my mind away! How could Darwin have been so wrong to the point where these idiots

From best of craigslist — Advice from ER doc. to drug seekers

Originally from Best of Craigslist Source: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/301345524.html I simply had to share this. This is worth a thousand laughs!! Advice from an ER doctor to drug seekers Date: 2007-03-27, 9:56AM PDTOK, I am not going to lecture you about the dangers of narcotic pain medicines. We both know how addictive they are: you because you

Son, you are 27 and unmarried; so you shouldn’t have sex.

That’s the two sentence summary of my mother’s half hour diatribe punctuated by my stifled protests. It started with my uncle’s return from a US business trip. He reported back that in U.S., people take a liberal view of sex, and its common for people to have sex before marriage. My mother ok with it