Tag Archives: humor

We want your…. money?… no… help?!?

CORRECTION! As has been duly pointed out by the CATS Project Founder in the comment, no email was sent. It is a page on the CATS website. My comment still stands though…. This is still really funny! :) This was an email sent to a group of investors by Cognizo Technologies (apparently). One of the …

Stupid Criminals!

I guess there is something in the air, or water, or go-knows-what that seems to have triggered the stupid gene on criminals around here. In two days I saw/heard two cases of criminal stupidity (pun intended) that simply blew my mind away! How could Darwin have been so wrong to the point where these idiots …

From best of craigslist — Advice from ER doc. to drug seekers

Originally from Best of Craigslist Source: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/301345524.html I simply had to share this. This is worth a thousand laughs!! Advice from an ER doctor to drug seekers Date: 2007-03-27, 9:56AM PDTOK, I am not going to lecture you about the dangers of narcotic pain medicines. We both know how addictive they are: you because you …

Son, you are 27 and unmarried; so you shouldn’t have sex.

That’s the two sentence summary of my mother’s half hour diatribe punctuated by my stifled protests. It started with my uncle’s return from a US business trip. He reported back that in U.S., people take a liberal view of sex, and its common for people to have sex before marriage. My mother ok with it …